Noel Edmonds - No Deal

This man and his show concern me greatly. The show I'm referring to is of course Deal or No Deal. A game that requires zero brainpower is spun by Edmond's and his production team as being a Mastermind of sorts. Everything about this show stinks to high heaven, yet it's viewing figures remain relatively high. Have we become so dumbed down that we crave this sort of inane rubbish? A game of chance presented by the greatest chancer of all. The hired in goons contribute greatly to the charade of it all, lapping up Edmond's mutterings as if they've just been imparted with words of great wisdom and insight. Sorry Noel, but they are just picking random boxes in a sequence of 1 to 22. The themed specials, the sickly sweet audience members, the anonymous banker, the drugged up contestants, it's all too much. Final word must go to Edmond's though, a man so utterly barmy that he claims he is occasionally visited by two melon sized "spiritual energy" balls, which appear over his shoulders.